Daphne Rosen wants a job at Criss’s club, and she won’t take no for an answer. He tells her he’s not taking any more applications, so maybe a blow job is the way to get a job around here? It can’t hurt, and when she offers up her asshole, too, her chances get even better.

Or shall we say new hardware? Salesman Jack has an appointment to show Nikki Benz a new software program her company might buy, but he’s incredibly awkward and can’t make the sale. But dammit, Jack. I’m horny! Fuck me now and forget your fucking hardware.